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15 Funny Truths About Paying Taxes. You Will Laugh.

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Lee Reams II
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3/22/2018
15 Funny Truths About Paying Taxes. You Will Laugh.

With the April 17th 2018 tax deadline fast approaching, many might be in need of some tax humor. Here are some of our favorites.

"Make sure you pay your taxes; otherwise you can get in a lot of trouble."

- Richard Nixon

"Tax day is the day that ordinary Americans send their money to Washington, D.C., and wealthy Americans send their money to the Cayman Islands."  

- Jimmy Kimmel

"Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag."  

- Jay Leno

"The guy who said that the truth never hurts never had to fill out a form 1040."

 - unknown

"How do you know you've got a good tax accountant? He's had a loophole named after him."  

- unknown 

"In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes."

- Ben Franklin

"The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government."

- Barry Goldwater

"I can't define tax evasion, but I know it when I see it."

- Fred Goldberg Jr.

"The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them."

- Bill Vaughan

 "A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform."

- Russell B. Long

"The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax."

- Thomas Dewar

"This is too difficult for a mathematician. It takes a philosopher."

- Albert Einstein

"I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money."

- Arthur Godfrey

 "People who complain about paying their income tax can be divided into two types: men and women."

- anonymous

"Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an automatic extension."

- anonymous

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